Groovy Gravy

Cold outside. Tejano Christmas music in a pub that sells square sesame-mango-cashew pizza. A small Christmas tree with french fry, catsup, & Mickey Mouse ornaments. A functional Mr. Peanut nutcracker underneath, with a can of diced tomatos sitting on its top hat. A lava lamp is still warming up. About 5 bucks for a bowl of imitation Doritos. Same for a beer. An electric ET doll holding a tiny box of cereal. Maybe that one guy is eastern European. Looks bored. A special machine that jiggles poured glasses of canned Guinness to make them look like draughts. A talking clock. A Japanese guy is talking about aviation. Another Friday in the neighborhood...